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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

(Source: ddnjapan, via 1anioh)

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via 1anioh)

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

image

(Source: jollymarco, via kingsleyyy)

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

image

(via tyleroakley)

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

(via kingsleyyy)

pettyhurts:

which voice is rihanna’s?

(Source: imnotjailbait, via tyleroakley)

deathtraders:

anti-v-ist:

oddsarentinmyfavor:

Interesting fact. The photographer of this photo was a high school student. He committed suicide after exams.

Reblogging in memory of the photographer.
skyyrawrs:

that-style:

hijabiswag:

in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.

Coolest picture ever.


Does anyone ever wonder why he never returned?

5\? fav moments from Beyonce’s videos

(via thequeenbey)